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Sunday, August 24, 2008 

Message Boards Update

The NYCBP message boards are currently down, as we upgrade them to a new software version. We hope to have them back us ASAP. Thanks for visiting. Don't freak out.

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Monday, August 18, 2008 

The Goddess Lisa Marie


When the mostly male, rough around the edges, beer-drinking clientele of Yogi’s assemble at what should have been a national landmark, they (we) like to believe, for a few hours anyway, that they (we) could leave with the bartender for somewhere other than the men’s room there to report the latest flood or filth infesting that most essential parlor.

We also know that this is about as likely as President Obama leaving Michelle and shacking up with Gretchen Wilson (although they both hail from the Great State of Illinois).

Such is the suspension of disbelief at the barrooms.

One lusty lady, who hails from their neighboring Great State of Iowa, helps them (us) fulfill these fantasies even better than her Iowa Hawkeyes wrestle. She has been serving up her unique and humorous blend of sass, skin, and suds for some six years now at our Temple of Sass, Skin, and Suds, Yogi’s, and also at its inbred sister bar, The Patriot.

She is, of course, the one and only Lisa Marie. Now residing in the Great State of Brooklyn, she works Friday days at Yogi’s, Monday days at The Patriot, and Thursday days at the Brooklyn Ale House. She is a bartender for whom, if these shifts are inconvenient for you, you ought to change your schedule, or at least find a way to sneak out for a few hours of memorable fun.

With Yogi’s as we know it set to close sometime soon and its future uncertain, make sure to drink with Lisa Marie there on Friday afternoons while you still can. She is a bona fide superstar and is sure to land on her feet (she also has her own band) if the worst happens and the real estate infidels pillage our shrine for good. Experiencing this goddess at this altar of Willie, Waylon, and Merle is a must for grizzled New Yorkers, and beer- and country music-loving visitors alike.

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Wednesday, August 13, 2008 

Politicians Gone Country

Whatever else we may say about politicians, and it usually is deservedly not good, they still know how to reach the voters whom they are trying to rope in through hiring popular music acts.

This year’s Democratic and Republican national conventions will both feature numerous singers, with both including country music legends for their receptions.

The Democrats, whose party runs August 25-28 in Denver, have Willie Nelson and Jerry Jeff Walker, along with the Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, N.E.R.D., Jennifer Lopez, and Melissa Etheridge. (One wonders if the rappers will be using their omnipresent “N” word.)

The Republicans, although a party generally with a richer base than the Democrats, have a musical lineup heavier on the blue collar-oriented country music than their political rivals. Their show begins September 1 in St. Paul, MN, and includes country stars Gretchen Wilson, Cowboy Troy, John Rich, and the Charlie Daniels Band, along with non-country acts the Beach Boys and Sammy Hagar.

So far, there is no word where Merle Haggard will be. He, surprisingly, seemed sympathetic to Hillary Clinton during the primaries, and even wrote a song called “Let's Put a Woman in Charge” about her. That feeling may not have been mutual, so the Hag may be on tour, although his official web site has not been updated to include the convention season. This site does promise that the Hag Editorial is “comming soon,” so we hope its content is sharper than its spelling.

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