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Tuesday, July 08, 2008 

Another Monday Night at Yogi’s

Nine-to-fivers will disagree, but for us nocturnal beer drinkers, would that the week had many, many Mondays. That way we could go to Yogi’s several times a week to drink with the electric Janet.


I know some of you had to watch those Robin Byrd shows from twenty years ago on channel 35 and then have dates with Five-Fingered Mary, but you’d have been better off postponing such bliss and heading over to Yogi’s. I got there around 1 AM, and you never know who will wander in.

There was some raven-haired girl dancing to the songs next to the bar. I told her if she danced on the bar, she could become famous. She said no way, and that she was already famous. I then asked her how she had become famous, and she said she’d tell me for a dollar. I wonder what 50 cents would have gotten.

Around 2 AM, guess who moseyed on in?


Tommy said there was a problem with the beer, and headed downstairs. That’s like a politician or doctor saying there is a problem with the money.

He shortly headed back up, and I had Janet take a photo of us together. No, he wasn’t drunk; he just turned his head too quickly.

I asked him if there was a date for The Duck to open, and he said not yet. Then he sauntered on out, I continued to drink, and no one danced on the bar. Well, it was almost perfect.

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