New York City Bartenders & Patrons

If you know me, you know the one thing I hate is flair bartenders. I mean the bottle tossing monkeys, the trick glass tosses, the behind the back bottle move. Please. Give me my fucking drink. Now. I do not need to see a bottle jump in the air, you will not be getting a better tip. Thank God this is not that common in New York, but apparently is huge in other cities (which is why we don't live anyplace else). Now there is a whole TV series that follows these jerks around the globe, edited together like this is Awesome And You Have To See These People In Action. Nope, not me. Give me a bartender who remembers my drink (my name would be nice) and keeps them coming. Check this out:



Sheesh. That TV network wasted good money producing this crap? I won't watch. Why would you WATCH a show about drinking? Wouldn't that 60 minutes be better spent actually drinking, in a bar?

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