New York City Bartenders & Patrons

That maniac Mark from Who's On First was telling me about their Booze Cruise, which is May 4, a Saturday.

Oh my God, if that boat sails, the entire New York Harbor better watch out. He's planning on taking the whole bar, like 200 people or something, and floating them around the Island of Manhattan for FOUR hours. That's right, four hours, trapped on a boat, with Mark and his maniac bartenders.

He scribbled some notes to me on the back of a bar tab... "Cuerto De Mayo... 4 pm to 8 pm ... premium open bar ... hot buffet ... DJs ... plus open bar back at Who's 9-10 pm ... $55 advance/$60 day of sailing .... "

You have to call Mark at 212-410-2780 or visit their web site for details.

I'm going, if I can find a life jacket first.