New York City Bartenders & Patrons

I sometimes say there are only 2 things I like about Iowa. One is my old roommate, Bruce, who's a real farmer's boy and his dad owns like a million acres in a town called Willamsburg or Williamstown or maybe East Jesus. Not sure. Anyway, he was the biggest Iowa State fan I ever knew, until Kimmy came into my life at Coyote Ugly. She works Fridays with Sara, which is kind of like putting matches and bottle rockets together, you know? This Friday, the 22nd, Kimmy is having her birthday at the bar. I don't know how old she is, maybe 22? She's such a good bartender, and the kind of person you want to see moving to New York from a state like Iowa, coming here and kicking ass and taking names. So if you only do one thing this Friday, go and wish this Iowa kid a big birthday. I'm just guessing here, but gift certificates for Tower Records would be nice...