By Belladonna

Question: What was one of the craziest bachelor parties you attended?

Answer: Was it the Hilton? The alarms and sprinklers went off. It just goes to show you that guys sometimes don't take this seriously enough. They think they can just pick up the phone, book a room, book entertainment, and everything will go smoothly. This requires a lot of planning and a lot of time-consuming stuff.

There were two or three performers. These guys brought cigars, pot, and every kind of smoke you can imagine, onto a non-smoking floor. Not just a non-smoking room, a non-smoking floor! And those things have sprinklers, not just fire alarms. So we had the sprinklers going off, people almost got electrocuted because water was all over the place. There were people fucking in the bathroom. There were drugs everywhere, it was some scene. Imagine if they had the cops up there and not just hotel security?

When we were leaving we saw the fire trucks pulling up! Those guys had to pay for damage to the TV and the room. I can only imagine the cost. I guess the hotel told the firemen there was no fire, but by then the cops were all there. Is that what you want at your bachelor party? You might as well have it at the firehouse!