By Mark

1.	Don't invite people that will get shitfaced and get out of control.	Do invite guys who will be fun to party with.
2.	Don't let everyone get too boozed up.	Do consider a three-hour open bar is enough.
3.	Don't invite the bride's father.	Do invite other single guys that aren't related to the bride at all.
4.	Don't bring cameras or video equipment.	Do check the pockets of all guests for them.
5.	Don't forget to tip your bartender.	Do give them at least $75 minimum advance.
6.	Don't pay your deposits in cash.	Do use a credit card imprint because it's a legal record and the bar/strippers can't pull any shit with you.
7.	Don't wait until the last minute.	Do book the party and strippers three weeks in advance. Last minute parties always go to shit.
8.	Don't invite the groom's friends who he hasn't seen in 10 years.	Invite guys that you know will show.
9.	Don't abandon the groom, never leave your wingman.	Do pay for his blowjobs.
10.	Don't have any inhibitions.	Do get nuts, and remember the most important "DO" of all: Whatever Happens at the Bachelor Party Stays at the Bachelor Party.